The Budget of Paradox

I thought this was damn funny. Some magazine for Virginia lawyers announced that your mom’s lawyer was dead. But it was a mistake.

She wrote to tell them she was still alive.

Too bad it was a misprint. I really believe she hurt my kids. You might not agree now. You may never believe it. But it’s true, she hurts children. And for that, I hope she dies painfully and slowly, alone, isolated from her family.

Family Court lawyers aren’t really human, so I don’t feel bad saying that.

Betsy H. Phillips, family law attorney, lynchburg, rustburg, joy lee price deathwatch