The Budget of Paradox

Sophia: The only way I can reach you is if you Google your own name and find these pages. But you know, for years, I’ve noticed something really stupid. And it’s about time I complained.

For whatever retarded reason, many years ago, your mother created LinkedIn profiles for you and Morey, and said that you both were attending Harvard Law School. I have no idea what she was trying to accomplish by doing that. Seems childish. And — and — I’m 100% certain she’s lost the passwords by now. So if you or Morey ever want a REAL profile on LinkedIn, good luck with that. Google firmly believes that you and your sister are students at Harvard Law School.

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Maybe someday, my blog will appear above your LinkedIn profile in a Google search. I hope so.

So, whatever. I’m sure Kirsten is happy, but I can’t imagine why.