The Budget of Paradox

Joyous Kwanzaa my little spawn. It’s Christmas Day. I went swimming this morning. It reminded me that when I lived in Hawaii, I’d always make a point of swimming on Christmas Day so I could tell my friends back home who were stuck in the snow and freezing cold. I wanted that for my kids, too. And yet, there you are in Lynchburg where it’s currently 34 degrees. So sad.

At least, I think you’re in Lynchburg. But I really don’t know.

Things were a lot different when your family lived in Hawaii. A lot different.

Happy Christmas, SoBe

p.s. What’s funny is that when I first visited Lynchburg, I was told it was the coldest winter in 10 years. And the second time I visited, I was told it was the coldest winter in 20 years. The town just hates me. But, whatever. I hate it right back.